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April 10, 2003
pardon my banana
at dinner after a long day and a few drinks.
woman#1: what is the unisex name for host/hostess?
woman #2: i don't think there is one.
man#1: it's host.
woman #1: why are the unisex titles always the male version?
woman #2: i don't know.
man #2: lifting up his tumbler of gin & tonic, "because men rule! here's to men!"
man #1: lifting up with whipped cream topped, plastic dolphin decorated daquiri with a banana garnish perched on the side -- "yeah! here's to men!!", banana plops into the gin & tonic.
man #2: **horrified**
man #1: **sheepish** oh, um pardon my banana.
Posted by heidijanet at April 10, 2003 06:50 AM
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Oh my god, I am SO using that line sometime. Pardon my banana. HA!
Posted by: Ariel at April 10, 2003 08:52 PM
Great line for guys who have accidentally knocked a girl up.
Posted by: Bjorn at April 11, 2003 12:46 AM
That's awesome. The person next to me just asked if anything was wrong because I started choking as I was taking a drink. I'm still giggling.
Posted by: Ryan at April 11, 2003 05:17 AM
I think I heard that exchange at the supermarket in San Francisco in the lane next to me between two guys. Only there wasn't any produce being purchased.
Posted by: Daniel at September 26, 2003 11:30 PM
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