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April 23, 2004
warning label
i've decided. there should be a surgeon general's warning clearly displayed on the label of every alcoholic beverage:
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: If you consume more than 3 or more alcoholic beverages, check with your girlfriends before attempting to operate any telecommunication device (including cell phones, text messaging, and email). Excessive Alcohol Consumption Causes Impaired Judgement, Irrational Thinking, And May Complicate Your Social Life.
that's all i have to say about that.
Posted by heidijanet at April 23, 2004 08:38 AM
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