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August 16, 2004
twisted. and wrong.
there are sometimes those moments when you visit home and you wonder if your mother has officially...erm, lost it.
i walked into my mother's kitchen only to stumble upon the sunday afternoon "snack" perched on the counter, um in it's finest sunday dress:
if i wasn't questioning my genetic pre-disposition to such twisted behavior already, i certainly am now.
um yeah--i'm going to chalk it up to shock therapy toward a vegan lifestlye. ahem.
Posted by heidijanet at August 16, 2004 09:24 AM
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That is the coolest thing evar.
I want a little pilgrim-looking, g-string thingie the next time I cook a turkey.
Your mom rocks.
Posted by: Michael at August 17, 2004 10:24 AM
er, yes. my mom rocks, in sort of a "i'm am going to dress up this chicken, give it an onion head with a lime hat--then carve it from neck to navel and leave a dressed up, picked over carcass to scar you and countless others for life. don't mind me while i stand over here and carve my veggies into adorable figures so you can snap their organic little heads off with your gnashing teeth"
it's okay, i'm fine. please pass the lithium. thank you.
[note to human resources: i am not actually on lithium, that's a joke]
Posted by: heidi janet at August 17, 2004 10:35 AM
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