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September 01, 2004
accidental martha stewart
i've accidentally discovered a new way to serve vodka at my next dinner party!
make your own:
step 1: leave freezer slightly open after you mix that third round of vodka drinks partially melting the ice in your ice bin. and everything else as well, but no one actually eats what's in the freezer. am i right?
step 2: carelessly toss the aforementioned bottle of vodka into the bin, because your freezer is too jampacked with chilling beer glasses, mochi ice cream, coffee beans and 2 year old bags of frozen vegetables to stand it up properly--not to mention that fourth cocktail left you in no shape to reorganize the freezer.
step 3: close freezer to refreeze contents.
step 4: the next time you want to mix a drink, preferably when you have completely forgotten about melting everything in the freezer. realize the bottle is frozen in place, pull the ice bin out of the freezer, proceed to vigorously banging the damn thing on the counter and eventually the linoleum to dislodge the vodka. (be careful not to shatter bottle)
and voilà! you have a fantastic new way to display the vodka at your next dinner party.
who cares if you have to keep your home at a sub-zero temperature while serving? just encourage your guests to drink very fast. great for dates! (preferably cheap ones)
tip for next week:
wow your friends! prepare a fantastic meal using only the ingredients irreversibly stuck together in your freezer.
Posted by heidijanet at September 1, 2004 11:23 AM
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